So guys want to be “enhanced” these days.
I’m not surprised. As I mention often on this blog and other publications, we are under attack. We are sold a certain image of what we are supposed to be, and if you are not “it”, don’t worry, the market provides you with everything you need to become “it”.
Got no muscles? Take this shit, it’s gonna make you huge.
Got a small dick? No worries! Here, become “enhanced” and you’ll knock your ladies pants off with the sole view of your newly acquired elephant-like dick.
So much is wrong with this… I don’t even know where to start.
Let’s step back for a minute. We know that women are sold an image that is almost impossible to live up to.
It used to be enough fpr a woman to starve to death in order to be acceptably skinny.
But things have changed now. This is how a hot woman should look like these days:
So women now need to get in the gym and do some real shit. So they look like this.
Look at those quads Bro…, and those Gluts… I’d be scared to walk those gardens knowing that my penis can get squashed any minute should those powerful muscles decide to flex.
I have nothing against women working out and gaining some muscle mass, and actually be strong so that they can function better in their lives. It makes them healthier, happier, and sexier. All for it. But to get to one digit body fat (as in the picture above) is a massive commitment, and very likely an unrealistic goal for most gals out there trying to get in shape.
But Advertising does that for us. Sells us an image of what we should want to be. So they create a need, which they will then be kind enough to fulfill.
So that’s them… what about us?
This is how We are supposed to look:
I think partly we have the UFC to thank/blame for this.
Football guys don’t play shirtless, but MMA fighters walk in the octagon wearing some undies and gloves on their hands. Free to look ladies. This is what you should look like guys. It’s not even gay, because they are fighting, and fighting is the opposite of gay, so don’t be accusing this trend of being gay or metro alright?
So you need to be ripped, have some visible muscles, not too bulky that you’ll look like the Governator or Van Damme (that’s so 90s!), but enough muscle mass to look badass, build your functional strength, but also you need a low body fat (under 12%… which is fucking hard to achieve, and to maintain) so that your muscles show through and you look ripped.
So there you are. You should look like that or you are a loser.
How are you feeling today? Like a loser? Don’t worry, click this ad, and you’ll build enough muscle mass to scare an Alpha Gorilla out of his jungle.
Click this one, and your dick will be longer than a giraffe neck; you’ll be able to choke three women at the same time by applying a variation of the Anaconda Choke as described in the Kamasutra 3.3 revised version of Super Enhanced Males.
Wanna fuck like a Porn Star so that your woman ends up with a sore ass, looking like a Baboon on season? Sure! just click on this one and hand in those credit card details. We’ll make sure you can feel like you are the fucking king of porn and you work up those pipes until they blow up.
What Do You Want To Be?
Don’t get me wrong, and don’t take me (or anyone… including yourself) too seriously.
Have fun, lighten up.
You want a big dick? You want to last hours in bed? Wanna loock like a superhero?
Be my guest. But do it because you decide that’s what you want. Not because you are being acted upon without you being aware of it.
And don’t believe the marketing you see online, and don’t go gangbusters with your credit card. They know your weak points and they will hit you hard right there. Playing up on your emotions, your fears and your fantasies. Step away, lay the cards on the table and make rational decisions. You work for your money so don’t give it away without thought.
So, Do You Want To Be an Enhanced Male?
So you get my point but you are committed to being enhanced. Having a seix pack is not enough. You want a bigger dick.
Ok, ok… I got you.
This is what you are facing here.
Firstly, let’s clarify some terminology. Usually “male enhancement” refers to “penis enlargement”. You could swap these like synonyms.
So that cleared, when you talk about Male Enhancement, you have a few options, mainly:
Natural Supplements – Herbal Male Enhancement Pills
There is evidence that some natural herbal supplements will increase the size of your penis. The evidence is limited and this is not accepted as a fact by the mainstream Medical Doctors community.
Usually these supplements are referred to as male enhancement pills.
I feel that this article right here represents best the general feeling of the medical community towards male enhancement pills:
Our email inboxes fill up every day with advertisements for pills, ointments, supplements, and contraptions aimed at enhancing penis size, sexual stamina, or libido. It’s a testimony to men’s abiding insecurities about sexual performance. The question is, do any of these “male enhancement” techniques really work?
My personal opinion is that this is not a black and white matter. MD doctors want to see controlles tests that specifically show a link between a specific drug or supplement, and a physical outcome. The results must be consistent. Anything else will be labeled as ‘anecdotal evidence’ and hence rendered useless or a scam.
Well, in those terms, they will claim that there is no scientific proof that Meditation improves general brain performance and overall health. I’m sorry but they are wrong. Put any stressed out motherfucker to meditate 15 minutes a day, and their cortisol levels (the hormone that is released when you are under stress) will go down, and they will get more energy, more focus, feel stronger, and kick more ass.
So meditation gives you a bigger dick? Well, it makes you healthy (combined with many other things… so sign up for my Newsletter to get the full combo).
And if you are healthy, your blood flow will improve. Your Testosterone levels will rise. Your dick will be bigger. Voila!
Can supplements aid this process? Fuck yeah.
Which ones? It’s too long for me to explain here. Stay tuned for future posts.
I’m not a fan of the techniques described below. But I could not write a Premier Guide to Natural Male Enhancement without including what is out there in the Dick Community. (Ha… how funny is to call it like that??)
Manual Exercises for Male Enhancement
One of the most popular ones is known as “Jelqing”. This is from wikipedia:
Jelqing is a physical-therapy technique, intended to achieve “natural penis enlargement” by increasing blood pressure and circulation. It is performed by repeatedly stroking the penis in a squeezing motion from the base of the shaft to the corona of the glans; devices have also been created to achieve this same effect. The motion may be described as “milking“.
According to an article in BJUI, the technique has ancient Arabian origins; and an Arabic word related to “milking” is sometimes claimed as the etymological root of the term, although this point is disputed and the actual origin of the term remains unclear.
While there are many anecdotal claims of success from supporters of the technique, there is no medical evidence for its effectiveness. Furthermore, medical journalist Christopher Wanjek has said that the claim that the technique will “enlarge the penile cavities that fill with blood, making for larger erections…makes no sense biologically.” Similarly, Sue Johanson explains jelqing cannot possibly enlarge the penis, though it is unlikely to cause any serious damage.
Although considered safer than many other, more “radical” techniques for penis-enlargement, jelqing could potentially result in blood vessel tearing, scar formation, pain, disfigurement, and desensitization of the penis if done incorrectly
Other Physical Techniques for Male Enhancement and a Longer and Wider Penis
The Penis Pump Technique:
pumping is a very effective means of achieving your penis enlargement goals. A typical routine will consist of the standard warm-up, stretches, jelqs, penis pumping, and warm down. When penis pumping, it is best to divide your pumping session into sets. The length of each set will depend on your level of experience. Beginners (less than 3 months of regular pumping) should stick to no more than 3 short sets of a maximum of 15 minutes each; advanced pumpers can take more sets at longer periods. Regardless of how long the set, it is highly recommended that breaks be conducted at least every 10-15 minutes to allow fresh blood to circulate into the penis
The Clamping Technique:
Clamping is a manually-assisted penis enlargement exercise. It is a very advanced girth exercise. It should not be tried by any beginners. If you are new to penis enlargement, wait a few months before you start clamping.
The beauty of clamping is you can do it anywhere you can have an erection. For example, you are at the computer and have some privacy you can stimulate yourself to an erection, throw on a cable clamp and use the computer.
- Clamping restricts blood from flowing out of the penis while still allowing limited inflow. Because blood is still flowing into the penis, and not any is leaving, there is an extraordinary amount of pressure built up.
- The pressure built up while clamping expands the tissues in the penis beyond its normal erection state. By expanding the penis tissues multiple times, it slowly becomes permanent.
- Thus, clamping achieves results by permanently distorting the penis into a state larger than normal.
The Most Important Point About Male Enhancement (Never Discussed!)
Most men have no idea how to get a woman to orgasm. This is incredibly frustrating for our beauiful and almost always cooperative ladies. They keep putting up with us jerks!
The most important thing that you should learn about sex, is how to get her to O. Learn that, and she’ll be all over you. There are biochemical reasons for this, involving the release of specific hormones, but we won’t be able to cover all of that in this post.
The point I’m trying to make is this: so you want a bigger dick alright. Have you thought about why? What are you trying to accomplish?
I can tell you with certainty, that you can please your lady with the dick that you have right now. She’ll want more of you all the time.
So yeah, follow these exercises if you want, and you may increase in size a little bit. Make sure you don’t hurt yourself though. If this makes you feel more self confident in bed and perform better, more power to you. I think you get my point so I won’t keep bashing about this.
Videos on Male Enhancement
I collected these videos from Youtube. They can be informational, but some are also pushing their own products, so keep your thinking cap on!
More Research on Penis Enlargement
You can continue your research further by following the links below. Please note that these articles might differ from my own personal opinion in the matter of Male Enhancement.